The word of the day is designed to broaden our grammatical horizons. Nothing is more impressive than casually spouting off 5-syllable masterpieces in mid-sentence – except maybe really big boobs… Anyway, every day I’ll post a new word for you to work into daily conversation so that you can wow friends, dazzle coworkers and confuse blonde girls and frat guys, because learning is fun and knowing is half the battle.
  

January 23, 2005

Variform

Var'i-form": adj. "Varied in form."

I'd say the definition of variform is pretty much the word "variform." Real creative, Webster. This may only be amusing to me, though, because I'm drunk off my ass.

Beat it.