The word of the day is designed to broaden our grammatical horizons. Nothing is more impressive than casually spouting off 5-syllable masterpieces in mid-sentence – except maybe really big boobs… Anyway, every day I’ll post a new word for you to work into daily conversation so that you can wow friends, dazzle coworkers and confuse blonde girls and frat guys, because learning is fun and knowing is half the battle.
 

January 19, 2005

Lascivious

Las-civ'i-ous: adj. "Inciting to lust; sexually loose."

I really wish Hilary Duff would be more lascivious. I mean, I asked her for anal last night and she totally flipped. What a prude. Wait... She's not 18 yet is she? Scratch that, especially if you're a cop.

Beat it