The word of the day is designed to broaden our grammatical horizons. Nothing is more impressive than casually spouting off 5-syllable masterpieces in mid-sentence – except maybe really big boobs… Anyway, every day I’ll post a new word for you to work into daily conversation so that you can wow friends, dazzle coworkers and confuse blonde girls and frat guys, because learning is fun and knowing is half the battle.
  

January 29, 2005

Sumptuous

Sump'tu-ous: adj. "Lavish; luxurious; grand."

Man, I really dropped the ball when I dumped Heidi Klum after she called my penis sumptuous. I was sure that it had to be bad thing. Who knew that models had vocabularies beyond "swallow" and "purge" ?

Beat it