The word of the day is designed to broaden our grammatical horizons. Nothing is more impressive than casually spouting off 5-syllable masterpieces in mid-sentence – except maybe really big boobs… Anyway, every day I’ll post a new word for you to work into daily conversation so that you can wow friends, dazzle coworkers and confuse blonde girls and frat guys, because learning is fun and knowing is half the battle.
 

December 14, 2004

Beatify

Be-at'i-fy": v.t. "Make supremely happy."

My girlfriend Heidi Klum knows exactly how to beatify me, and I'll give you a hint: it has something to do with whipped cream, some ice cubes and a nine-iron.